Zrobię sobie ten test późnej, ale kiedyś już bawiłam się w tiarę przydziału

i wyszło na to że pasuję do Gryfindoru. Całkiem możliwe...lekkomyślna jestem bardzo niestety, temperament również mam, do tchórzy też raczej się nie zaliczam
Hm Syriusz...z Syriuszem to taki problem, że większość osób nie wie jak się zabrać do jego rysowania. Z jednej strony miał być kiedyś bardzo przystojny, z drugiej- mocno zmarnowany latami w więzieniu. W efekcie wychodzi albo tak powalająco, jakby ostatnie 12 lat spędził na plażach Honolulu a nie w więziennej celi, albo zeszpecony jest aż do przesady. Najlepszy jego rysunek jaki widziałam to ten który zamieściłam gdzieś powyżej, pod Hermioną i Harrym. Jest odpowiednio wynędzniały, ale widać że kiedyś był naprawdę urodziwy. Nic dziwnego że z miejsca miał kilka tysięcy obejrzeń
Widziałam dwa fajne z młodym Syriuszem ale w chwili obecnej w ich miejscu figuruje gustowny czerwony krzyżyk

obiecuję jednak że jak tylko ta sytuacja ulegnie zmianie, to je tu wkleję
A tu jeszcze z "Poradnika"- tym razem nieszczęsna Molly jako ofiara fanficów.
a) GESTAPO!Molly. (I've peeved on it a few weeks ago.) She never uses a normal tone of voice. She's either scearing on top of her lungs at any poor mortal who crosses her path, OR she's whispering (aka. hissing) at a low and dangerous voice, striking fear in all males of the Solar system (including Arthur-who-is-dreadfully-frightened-of-her, the twins, Harry, and Tommy-with-no-Mummy)
b) Stupid-housewife!Molly. She can't do anything but cook and nag. She can't talk about anything other than hair and furniture-colours. She argues with Arthur constantly, but never has any real oppinions. Her biggest problem in the middle of the war is her diet. She has issues regarding werewolves, Muggle-borns and people with coloured skin (aka. Remus, Hermione and Angelina). She can't understand why aren't they like her. Brrr. Grrr. Rrrr. It's just an insult to women (and MOTHERS)everywhere.
c) Poor, unhappy Princess in Fake Ivory Tower. This version usually goes hand-in-hand with destitute!Weasleys
"Oh, the horror. I gave my very life and existance for Arthur. When I was young, I was as beautiful and thin as Ginny is now. Everyone wanted to marry me. Lucius said I'm the only person he would ever love, and that he'd come back to the Light Side if only I'd married him. But I chose Arthur! Oh, the fool I wasWe-get-the-point-already!! I could have lived like a queen, House Elves serving me on hand and foot. Now, I'm just a fat cow with no income, I can barely make ends meet, and I have 7 annoying children, and all of them will leave me and in the end I'll die of hunger alone and forgotten."
d)The worst mutation of Molly characterisation, I find, is sworn-enemy-of-Sirius!Molly, who lives to make his life a misery, who argues with him about the most trivial things just to make his time at Grimmauld Place even worse ('honestly, Sirius, what are you thinking, feeding my children Marmite on toast? Don't you know that the salt in it clogs the arteries?') and who writes pseudo-comforting letters to Harry in his sixth year along the lines of 'Don't worry, Harry, you're much better off without that irresponsible idiot of a godfather of yours. Good riddance, I say.' Urgh.
...i fanficowy Draco
16.Female Character has just been raped/abused/failed a class/ got a paper cut? Well that's no problem, it's the amazing Draco to the rescue. He listens, he sympathizes, he comforts, he cooks, he does it all. He is skilled in the ways of healing sex, and even has a degree in psychotherapy.
oraz Ginny
17.Destitute!Ginny is forced to be a bride for the Malfoys, in order to save her poor, starving mother, her blind father, her brothers with varying degrees of crippling, post-war injuries and Fred's widow and baby.
i przykład Huncwockiego fanfica
"Oh James, you're my hero!" Lily Evans gushed, her red curls bouncing even though she was remaining completely stationary.
"Yeah, James, you're the bomb," Sirius Black added lazily. He was surrounded by random scantily-clad girls.
"What do we do now James, oh great leader?" Remus Lupin inquired, his eyes darting around suspiciously. Almost as if he was some sort of…werewolf…
"That's easy. I'll stand here leaning against the Whomping Willow, though it happens to be a highly dangerous tree, and be the most popular and handsome boy in school," James answered.
"I'll continue fulfilling my duty as the Hogwarts man-whore," Sirius offered.
"I'll demonstrate my childhood shyness - due to the fact that I'm a werewolf and therefore shunned by society and the other kids - by bashfully kicking at the ground every now and again," Remus piped up.
"I'll be the shy girl/unpopular girl/tomboy/best friend of James who has absolutely no chance of ever dating him even though I've had a crush on him for the longest time and cry myself to sleep every night," Lily added cheerfully.
"And I'll end up betraying and killing y'all," Peter spoke up. Nobody noticed.
"I know who you are. I can see you. You're swearing now that someday you'll destroy me. Far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Go look for them now." (Atia)
""You...have...a rotten soul" (Cleopatra)